thetwogaydetectives:

Why is tumblr made me late not a valid reason?

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

    emma watson:gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
    emma watson:spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
    emma watson:manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
    emma watson:gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
    emma watson:overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
    emma watson:completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
    emma watson:delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
    emma watson:is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
    emma watson:is also ridiculously hot
    emma watson:is perfect human
    crusty men living in their parents basements:shit
    crusty men living in their parents basements:i feel so threatened rn
    crusty men living in their parents basements:let's leak her nudes